Macy McGuire

necrophilofthefuture:

shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.

stacysdad:

chestnuts roasting on an open laptop charger

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

odgehog:

sherlockedforwho:

taintedhumor:

this is my blogging face

I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like

I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile.

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me