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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

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apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

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ugly:

do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

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dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

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resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

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wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

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